The Best Poem Ever is Wasabi's signature move. She whispers it into the oponent's ear so no one else can hear it. It makes the opponent immediately starstruck from it's abnormally high quality so Wasabi can win. This move did not work on Dwayne Bramage because he was too dumb to understand it.
This move was used on the following wrestlers:
Senator Skull No He was to evil to admire it.
The Big Time No Wasabi was distracted by Pinky giving The Big Time enough time to finish thinking about it.
Dwayne Bramage No He was too crazy to understand it.
Bucks Gazillion No He was too busy trying to buy it from Wasabi.
Itsy Bitsy Yes